14 Aug 2007 2327H

Suing Michael Vick for “$63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars”

. . .backed by gold and silver delivered by UPS to the front gate of the federal correctional institution where this extremely interesting person is spending time. Clearly inspired by the pants suit, Plaintiff alleges Michael Vick stole two pitbulls from him and damaged the RFID chips in their collars so he could not track them, then disposed of the dogs on eBay in order to buy missles [sic] from the Iran government. Plaintiff then alleges Vick continued to harass him by stealing his identity and violating his copyrighted name, which he claims was used on all manner of branded merchandise. And then, mysteriously, Plaintiff alleges this:

Riches v. Vick Lawsuit

I too wish Michael Vick would stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes, but I think there I can legitimately blame the illiberal media.

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